Sunday, August 13, 2006

Destiny's Child just may have been right....

Engraved words on my memory from my Freshman year of high school...

"I don't think you're ready for this jelly, I don't think you're ready for this... 'cause my body's too bootylicious for ya babe"

...WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

I think that if you have to take a condiment and use it in a song in order to make the song sound good, that you are seriously retarded. Or are they actually onto something? Are you ready for their jelly? They seem to think that you are not. And who are you if their body is too "bootylicious" for you? What is bootylicious? Am I bootylicious? Are you? Are they right? Are they singing about something much deeper than you or I could even think of? Are they secretly 21st century philosophers?

i dont think so...but its possible.

...now onto "My milkshake brings all the boys to they yard..."

NAH...

but my honey mustard makes my chicken taste better... is that a euphamism?

2 Comments:

At 7:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol!! You're amazing, Haley! :-D

Reminds me of the "Date movie" dance scene to...my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, it's better than yours...

-=shaking ghetto booty=-

I also love mustard on my chicken! ;-)

 
At 10:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am ALWAYS ready for jelly.

Also - Ha ha! HA! I can't stop giggling.

 

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