enter my world. a world of fun.

B.O. + funnel cakes + kettle corn + dirty bathrooms + white trash + farts = Worlds of Fun. The greatest amusement park in the Kansas City area. Okay, the only amusement park in the Kansas City area.

Today I actually saw a guy and a girl (both W.T. as listed before) laying on a bench with the girl laying between the guys legs, nose to the ball(s). I tried to get a shot of this on my cell cam, but i was laughing so hard with my brother about it that all i got was cement. i told him i had to get a picture of it, and he kept walking, so i didnt get a chance to turn back.

However, if you have not rode The Patriot (which is very comparable to Six Flag's Batman ride) - pay the 20 bones for a ticket and go. The line moves incredibly quickly(15-20 minutes is the longest we had to wait), except if you want the front row. And they have a whole separate line for the front which I gave them two thumbs way up (the ass) for. Muy intelligente. Muy.

So once you get to the actual ride, it is indeed a thrill ride. It twists, it turns, but it isn't clacky nor does it cause an anyerism in your oblongata like the boomerang. it is smooth sailing from the first little drop to the last topsy turvey turn. In two words it can be described :The Shit. A must ride.

It's also directly underneath the straight tower for the rip cord, so when the flyers pull the cord and go free falling, it's pretty much right above you. Fantastic time-passer. You definetely dont check your watch (cell phone, or bug your neighbor) for the time as much, when you can witness people free falling sheer feet away from you.

The Mamba, on the other hand, is the like the step child that you feel bad for neglecting so you'll ride it a couple times, but it's just not as cool as The Patriot (although the mamba is much, much, much taller). Even though when it first came out, The Mamba was smooth and was definetely the best coaster WOF had seen...but alas, the winner of my affection - PATRIOT.

And the timberwolf should just be set ablaze and forgotten. Does anyone seriously still ride that clackety old P.O.S.? How many people died on that mofo?

So that was pretty much my day besides standing in line to get refreshments from greasy-acne infested teenagers. I should probably boil my head tonight to make sure i am sterile.

Oh and i think syphills/gonorrhea/the HIV/love bumps is running rampant in the restrooms. Remember my words of wisdom: no paper cover, you must hover.

Now to end my festive day by watching a good superhero flick. As how most days with me end...mostly so i can have great dreams about sexy superheros.

If you are still reading this, go listen to justin timberlakes new track - SexyBack.

Its fan-tizzle-tastic. I get up and dance everytime I hear that song. Which is all the time because i bought it from iTunes already. I strongly urge you to follow in my footsteps.

That is all...for now.