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WOW! What a busy week!

Last weekend was the most costly drinking night I have ever had. I spilled beer on my laptop and apparently, beer spillage is not covered under the apple care protection plan. so i bought an HP Pavillion dv6000, special edition. Its pretty sweet...

Anyways...I puked that night, along with 3 other people at my apartment. I puked so hard that the blood vessels around my eyes all burst and i had little tiny dot bruises surrounding my eyes for a day or two. CRAZINESS.

So I vowed to never drink again! And that...has not lasted. Yup, I'm drinking again. It's funny how you forget your vows! HAHA.

Let's see...I figured out I am going to be moving in with my good friend Jenn in the beginning of May. That will be fun. We'll probably live in Overland Park or something....dont know yet.

So have you seen all the new game shows replicating in some way Deal or No Deal? Like Shatner's show? Oh. My. Ghad. Someone needs to take that old man out of his misery. And Bob Saget is hosting that Mob one...I thought I saw on E! True Hollywood Story that he had a coke addiction and molested Mary Kate...or Ashley. Or both?

So let's see...what are the signs that you are a washed up actor/comedian? YOU HOST A GAME SHOW - Richard Karn (Al from Home Improvement), Louie Anderson, John O'Hurley (J. Peterman from Seinfeld)...seriously, guys. You should probably just kill yourselves and rid the world of your unhumerous stench. And tell Satan I'll see him soon when you get there Richard Karn!

I was shown some incredibly distasteful pictures yesterday...I will never look at horses the same. (Use your imagination and then intensify the sexual lewdness by about a gajillion and then you will see what I saw.) I only have one word to describe it *blark*

...in sad news...

My aunt betty is really sick. i hope i get to see her before she croaks. how do you talk to someone you know that you are never going to get to talk to again? do you hug them differently? shower them with your love? tell them how much they mean to you? hold their hand tighter? remind them of all the good things you remember about them? Remember how they looked when you were just a child? tell them jokes? kiss them?

This is going to be one of the hardest things I have ever done. People in my life have always just died randomly or died when i was too young to think all this through. death sucks.

sorry to bring the blog down. just something I was thinking about, since I saw my parental units tonight. we'll probably go up to see her next weekend to say goodbye. god. this world is full of injustice. good people like my aunt betty suffer from cancer and fucking criminals go free all the time. why dont the molesters/rapists/murderers/thieves/etc get cancers and AIDS and shit like that?

i just dont get it. i think thats one of the reasons i can't believe in a good and just god. i just dont get it. good people get shitty lives while bad people get badder.

my momz had surgery on both of her feet. she got some stuff fixed...for as long as i have known her...she's always complained about how much her ankles and toes hurt...so she finally got it fixed. i hope she feels great when its all done. she deserves to finally feel great. i love that woman.

god, is this a blog or a fucking diary?

oh well, i guess you know more about me now than you would probably want to know right now.

i'm tired. goodnight.