never a dull moment...

So apparently...eyes can get herpes. That's right. HERPES. Its called occular herpes and is the cold sore virus in your eyeball. And I have it. I can't see very good through my left eye but the meds seem to be somewhat working.

I got a new pair of shoes today. They are pretty sweet. They are a sea-green Nubuck Adidas Shoe. I like them quite a bit. I even bought some fancy sprays to take care of them. I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes. I am a sucker.

I also bought surround sound for my apartment. It's super. When I watch a sitcom, the laughter comes out the side speakers. It can kinda freak you out when you're not paying attention to the tv and hear laughter to the side of you.

I had to get a new dvd player too because my other one broke. So, I got the 6 disc changer and it's pretty much the coolest ever. My apartment is glamerous. I love it. I wish I could work from home. =)

"...I can't tell if you're laughing, between each smile there's a tear in your eye....is this the life that you lead or the life that's led for you? Will you take the road that's been laid out before you?..." - Rise Against, Paper Wings

i want a bowflex man

why is it that all the guys on bowflex commercials are incredibly hot???

screw the bowflex, i'll buy the guy for $14 a month.

enter my world. a world of fun.

B.O. + funnel cakes + kettle corn + dirty bathrooms + white trash + farts = Worlds of Fun. The greatest amusement park in the Kansas City area. Okay, the only amusement park in the Kansas City area.

Today I actually saw a guy and a girl (both W.T. as listed before) laying on a bench with the girl laying between the guys legs, nose to the ball(s). I tried to get a shot of this on my cell cam, but i was laughing so hard with my brother about it that all i got was cement. i told him i had to get a picture of it, and he kept walking, so i didnt get a chance to turn back.

However, if you have not rode The Patriot (which is very comparable to Six Flag's Batman ride) - pay the 20 bones for a ticket and go. The line moves incredibly quickly(15-20 minutes is the longest we had to wait), except if you want the front row. And they have a whole separate line for the front which I gave them two thumbs way up (the ass) for. Muy intelligente. Muy.

So once you get to the actual ride, it is indeed a thrill ride. It twists, it turns, but it isn't clacky nor does it cause an anyerism in your oblongata like the boomerang. it is smooth sailing from the first little drop to the last topsy turvey turn. In two words it can be described :The Shit. A must ride.

It's also directly underneath the straight tower for the rip cord, so when the flyers pull the cord and go free falling, it's pretty much right above you. Fantastic time-passer. You definetely dont check your watch (cell phone, or bug your neighbor) for the time as much, when you can witness people free falling sheer feet away from you.

The Mamba, on the other hand, is the like the step child that you feel bad for neglecting so you'll ride it a couple times, but it's just not as cool as The Patriot (although the mamba is much, much, much taller). Even though when it first came out, The Mamba was smooth and was definetely the best coaster WOF had seen...but alas, the winner of my affection - PATRIOT.

And the timberwolf should just be set ablaze and forgotten. Does anyone seriously still ride that clackety old P.O.S.? How many people died on that mofo?

So that was pretty much my day besides standing in line to get refreshments from greasy-acne infested teenagers. I should probably boil my head tonight to make sure i am sterile.

Oh and i think syphills/gonorrhea/the HIV/love bumps is running rampant in the restrooms. Remember my words of wisdom: no paper cover, you must hover.

Now to end my festive day by watching a good superhero flick. As how most days with me end...mostly so i can have great dreams about sexy superheros.

If you are still reading this, go listen to justin timberlakes new track - SexyBack.

Its fan-tizzle-tastic. I get up and dance everytime I hear that song. Which is all the time because i bought it from iTunes already. I strongly urge you to follow in my footsteps.

That is all...for now.

short term goals for a kick ass life

This is my goal.

I absolutely adore the show WorkOut. And I have decided that I am going to do whatever it takes to get skinny. I think it will really make me a happier person and make me feel better, healthy, and confident.

So if you see me picking up a soda, kick me in the face and tell me how bad that is for me. I have started on my own workout plan and diet, and hopefully i will see some sort of results by the end of the month. My goal is to get down to my goal weight by my birthday, 2007. That leaves me 10 months and 12 days to drop the weight and feel fabulous.

Also while working on my body - I have been working on a book. I want to have it completely finished by the end of 2007.

Go me!!